What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
Ways Montana Could Become The Most Cannabis-Friendly State
There are some policies that would change the way people use cannabis in the Treasure State
7 Things Do Instead of Bothering a Moose in Montana
There are better things to do in the Treasure State
Missoula-Based Fighter Earns 2nd First-Round Win
Missoula could gain a reputation as a launch pad for up-and-coming fighters, which would be fitting considering the upcoming Roadhouse reboot starring Jake Gyllenhaal as a fighter from Missoula.
Last December I saw 19-year-old lightweight (155 lbs) Holden Kettenring's first MMA fight at Mountain Force's event in Helena last December, in which he earned a win by rear-naked choke in the first round.
Pixies, Modest Mouse Announced for Kettlehouse in September 2023
There are some bands that, despite being from other places, are just so Missoula
Data Suggests Montana Jokes Around WAY Less Than Other States
This article might hit you like a whack to the funny bone
Flyboarding and Other Wild Activities to Do in Montana
There are plenty of thrills to be had in the Treasure State
40 Pet Names Based on Montana Places, People and Loves
Naming a pet is an important ritual for bonding with your animal, and you want to be sure about whatever it's something you really like
Montana’s Cost of Living Might Be Higher Than You Think
It's expensive to live here relative to other states, more so than I thought
Should the Day After Saint Patrick’s Day be a Holiday in Montana?
It wouldn't kill us to have a day off in March
Montana, Let’s Avoid These Social-Media Stunts
Let's not copy the rest of the world's harebrained antics